In the women’s bathroom at the new Mutts Amazing Hot Dogs in Edmond.
Hello! This is Mae, reporting for bathroom duty. I apologize for my recent absence, but I fear my allies in the Intergalactic Resistance desperately needed my guidance in the battle against the First Order to save the galaxy from destruction. But alas, Starkiller Base has been destroyed and I have been forced to return to this miserable planet. So I am back to my quest of exploring the world’s finest bathrooms.
Mutts Amazing Hot Dogs
When I learned a new Mutts was opening in Edmond, I was automatically excited. I must admit I did not expect the bathroom here to be as nice as it was, but I must rate it with 5 rolls of toilet paper. It was clean, smelled nice, a good size, and the blue and green color scheme was very calming. The polka dot tiles forming a stripe around the wall gave the room a very nice vibe. As you go in, you are greeted by a smiling dog on the door. This was by far one of the nicest bathrooms I’ve been in Oklahoma City.
Klemm’s Smoke Haus
Just like with Mutts, I did not expect much from the bathroom at Klemm’s. I was quite surprised at how nice it was in there. My personal favorite detail was the cluster of black stones in the sink, giving the whole place an earthy feel. This was intensified by the plant by the sink, as well as the floral print bench by the door. This restaurant is more than just the bathroom though, I go there for the mac n cheese and pickles. The mac n cheese is warm and creamy while the pickles are tangy and sour, Klemm’s is the perfect place to go if you are hungry.
5 rolls of toilet paper
Tucker’s Onion Burgers
One of my family’s favorite places to get burgers is the Tucker’s on Classen Curve. Tucker’s bathroom is generally pretty nice. The room is mostly white, with a door you can see through, though not enough to see anything but a silhouette. It is a nice clean place to do what you need.
5 rolls of toilet paper
Though not as exciting as my intergalactic travels, my bathroom quest is one I can settle with. The once disgusting bathrooms of the past are becoming cleaner and cleaner. I will be sure to update my reviews as often as I can. Mae out!
The Fat Okie 